Michael: Shut up, shut up, shut up, Dwight, OK. I don’t think you people are grasping the concept of the suggestion box.
Angela: Sometimes you talk to us real close.
Michael: Yeah, is that hard for you? Alright, well-
Angela: Well, when you have coffee breath-
Michael: I’ll work on that-
Angela: It’s hard.
When I wrote my “C” post, I forgot one of C’s plaguing graduate students everywhere. Michael Scott and the overworked student have at least one thing in common…COFFEE BREATH. What can you expect from people who arrive at school before the sun comes up and are still slaving at their desks while normal people are at home watching “Dancing with the Stars?”
Save us! (Or just donate some gum…)